In 1907, this guy became the world’s first douchebag. I bet you thought Summer’s Eve came first, but you are wrong. He was waiting to get on a train and really wanted to get a window seat so he started butting in front of people and told them he was doing it because he deserved it. If they questioned him he pulled out a picture of his really expensive chicken coup to prove it. Once he got on the train he realized the historic significance of his actions and was so excited that he bit off his bottom lip.