This photo was taken before I was laid off. As you can see I was extremely happy and judging by how my shirt is tucked in, I must have just peed. I used to smile like this all the time, but at some point I quit and started smiling like a normal person. I can’t remember why I quit, but I assume it was because I did it to some stranger at the mall and he punched me in the face. It is sad that making a face like this to random people is not socially acceptable, or maybe it is and I just have been missing out. I am going to go put on my high school track uniform and try it out at Food Lion.
I never ran track, WTF am I talking about.