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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live on the moon? I haven’t, but figure some people may have… It seems to me that living on the moon would be fun for about an hour, but when you never find the beach and there are no cows to tip, you would realize your mistake in vacation planning. You could jump around a lot I guess, but that whole cheese thing was proven to be false so don’t plan on not bringing a snack. It might be fun to find the moon landing site and try to find some Tang bottles that still have some residue left in them. Drinking Tang left on the moon by Neil Armstrong would probably be an experience you could tell someone else about at a party when you don’t have anything better to talk about. I wonder if Astronauts really even like Tang. I mean whenever you run into one of at the store, that is all they want to talk about, “Have you tried this tang? It is magnificent.” Then you are like “What about space dude, I mean, that seems to be even cooler than Tang.” To which they usually reply, “Fuck space man, I do it for the Tang.” I always get suspicious when they hand me a coupon for 20 cents off the purchase of 12 jars. Do they even sell Tang anymore?

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